Sell your Sperm for Cash

Don't waste your sperm, sell it!

Sorry, this one is for guys only. While it may sound desperate, there is some money to be made from selling your sperm. 

How Much? 
You can expect to earn around $100 a visit, and you can visit 3 times a week. That means $1200 a month!


Where?
There are numerous sperm banks in almost every major city, but because of discretion they can be hard to locate. Search Yellow Pages for a collection bank near you.

Why not?
1.Many men do not feel comfortable with the idea of biological children of theirs running around without them knowing. It can also become complicated if your children ever decide to try to find you. 

2.There is an intense screening process. They ask you everything from 

your GPA to what your grandfather passed away from, and 95% of applicants get rejected. 

3.You cannot "cheat" on your bank. That means no releasing specimen unless it is into one of their plastic cups.